Friends applaud, the comedy is finished.– Ludwig Van Beethoven’s last words. (March 26, 1827)
Movie directors, or should I say people who create things, are very greedy and...– Akira Kurosawa
Never have your wallet with you onstage. It’s bad luck. You...– Tom Waits giving advice to an aspiring musician (1986).
I’m not a role model or a Dr. Seuss. Yo I’m a gangsta.– Eazy-E
If you tell the truth about how you’re feeling, it becomes funny.– Larry David